I'll have the unleaded coffee, please

Dillypoo is going caffeine free this week. Be wary of sudden outbursts and fits of irritability.

Thinking that caffeine and sweet drinks may have a connection to The Crap Theory, I've decided to abstain for the next seven days.

I'm also giving up candy.

I know, I know. I was supposed to give that up months ago. What can I say? I've relapsed a smidge.

So no more Starbursts or Dove chocolates for Dillypoo.

Yeah, I'm probably going to be crabby this week. Almost like I have hormones again.

You have been warned.